From The New York Shitty Inbox: And Now A Word From The 94th Precinct

August 29, 2014 ·
Filed under: 11211, 11249, Criminal Activity, Williamsburg, Williamsburg Brooklyn 

Via an anonymous tipster:

The New York City Police Department is seeking the public’s assistance in identifying and locating the following suspect wanted in connection with an attempted burglary within the confines of the 94 Precinct. The details are as follows:

On Saturday, August 2, 2014 at approximately 0250 hours, the suspect entered 99 North 10 Street without permission or authority and attempted to gain entry into offices within.

Surveillance video of the suspect is attached and available at DCPI.

Anyone with information in regards to this incident is asked to call the NYPD’s Crime Stoppers Hotline at 800-577-TIPS. The public can also submit their tips by logging onto the Crime Stoppers Website at WWW.NYPDCRIMESTOPPERS.COM or texting their tips to 274637(CRIMES) then enter TIP577.

All calls are strictly confidential.

It would appear that someone attempted to burgle Vice Magazine— and the 94th Precinct is on it.

Oh, the irony…

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part III: The Word On The Street

August 28, 2014 ·
Filed under: 11237, Bushwick, Bushwick Brooklyn, The Word On The Street 

Taken by Scoboco.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part II: New York State Of Mind

August 28, 2014 ·
Filed under: New York City, Stuff That Makes Miss Heather Happy 

Taken by mkc609.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: Naptime

August 28, 2014 ·
Filed under: 10012, Greenwich Village, Greenwich Village Manhattan 

Taken by Luis Peralta.

Urban Artifact: India Street

August 28, 2014 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Urban Artifact 

Legs on India nys

Legs nys

Legs on india 2

Taken August 27, 2014.

Spotted On Manhattan Avenue: Ndugu Is Lost!

August 27, 2014 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic 

ndugu

If you have seen Ndugu or know of his (her?) whereabouts please call his family at the above listed phone number. Thanks!

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool: RIP

Taken by Axel Taferner.

The Word On The Street, Part II: 32 India Street

West Street 1 nys

I shit hipster in Brooklyn nys

Translation: I shit hipster in Brooklyn.

West Street 2 nys

West Street 3 nys

West Street 4 nys

India Street nys

India Street 2 nys

And Your Dog nya

There’s some rather interesting material to be found on the fence gracing one of yours truly’s favorite derelict construction sites (formerly known as “Poo Corner”)…

Special thanks/props go out to a very nice lady named Jennifer for giving yours truly a(n accidental) reminder by bringing this to my attention.

From The New York Shitty Photo Pool, Part IV: Hair

August 26, 2014 ·
Filed under: New York City 

Taken by Michah Saperstein.

Greenpoint Photos Du Jour: Java Street Pop-up Park

August 26, 2014 ·
Filed under: 11222, Greenpoint, Greenpoint Brooklyn, Greenpoint Magic, Street Art 

birds

 

Everything is a lie nys

(Translation: “everything is a lie”)

A greenpoint miracle nys

And now, some good news: this afternoon, August 26th 2014, I bore witness to an actual fence being installed on the premises. Happy days!

East River Picnic table nys

Now if someone would fish the picnic table cum u-boat out of the East River we’ll be all aces!

birdsanduboat2

birds and uboat

AS you can see, the local wildlife do not seem to find it terribly compelling…